QUESTION - WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
ANSWER - ALL POP BLIMP WANTS IS A HIPPOPOTAMUS
This little Christmas gem by Anya Marina caught my attention this morning, and now I can't stop singing HIPPOPOTAMUS. Cute Xmas track and extremely addictive!
6 top tips when receiving a Hippo for Christmas:
- Ensure there is enough space for a Hippo and your Mother in Law at Christmas (If they get too close to each other all Hell could break loose).
- They are not the freshest smelling of creatures therefore Fre-breeze is essential due to the Dung Aroma.
- Hippo's are faster than you think, NEVER come between a Hippo and their selection box, be prepared for them to run straight through you.
- The are not a Dog, throwing sticks/balls will just irritate them.
- Apparently they simply adore pink mattresses (see below)
- They can weigh up to 3 tonnes, so basically let them do what they fucking like....
Anya Marina 'I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas' by ATL REC
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